"Both President Obama and Dick Cheney will give competing speeches tomorrow on national security and terrorism. It's kind of like 'American Idol' except one of them got voted off months ago." --Jimmy Fallon
奥巴马总统和迪克·切尼明天会就国家安全和恐怖主义的问题发表演说PK，这就像“美国偶像”一样，只是其中一个几个月前就输掉了投票。——吉米·法伦

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"But the speech went over pretty well. I mean, Cheney was interrupted five times by applause and 50 times by people screaming, 'Stop! I'll tell you everything! What do you want to know? Just stop, please! Don't go on!'" --David Letterman
不过演说进行得非常好，我的意思是切尼被掌声打断了5次，被人们的尖叫打断了50次，“停，我会告诉你们一切的！你们想知道什么？请停一下，不要继续了！”——大卫·莱特曼

"In competing speeches today, President Obama said the U.S. went off course with practices like waterboarding. Cheney retaliated by saying he doesn't regret any of the decisions he made, and if he had to do it all over again, he would order President Bush to do exactly the same thing. And then he ate a baby." --Jimmy Kimmel
在今天的演说PK中，奥巴马总统说美国因为水刑的使用这样的情况而偏离了正常方向。切尼回敬说他从不为自己做过的决定后悔，如果他不得不重新再做一次，他会命令布什总统做一模一样的事情。然后他干掉了一个玉米煎饼。——吉米·卡莫

沪江小编：eat a baby不是指吃孩子哦，eat a baby指的是The act of consuming a Chipotle Burrito. Burrito的意思是墨西哥煎饼，看起来有点像墨西哥鸡肉卷，可能因为被卷起来像一个被包住的孩子所以才叫eat a baby吧